Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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