you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am spending my child support on dildos
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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