So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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