i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
