Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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