'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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