I think my vagina is haunted
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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