You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize
