fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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