I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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