Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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