Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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