everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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