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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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