He is such a slut. More and more my type.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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