Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I AM VODKA MAN
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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