It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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