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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.

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• (805): View more from California

  Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious

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