I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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