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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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• (650): View more from California

  just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'

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• (949): View more from California

  The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off

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• (347): View more from New York

  It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone

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