I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this