On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book