Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
where does the pee come out of this thing
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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