i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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