Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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