The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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