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I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
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Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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