It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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