Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.