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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS

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• (714): View more from California

  that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My bed is full of blood and feathers

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.

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