i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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