I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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