life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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