If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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