who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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