Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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