we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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