i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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