I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
No subtext here. People are naked.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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