IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..