Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i was born a porn star she said
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
