Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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