if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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