it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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