Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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