Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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