I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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