Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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