Non-Jews are for practice
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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