He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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