Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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