She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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