is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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