I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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