His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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