I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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