I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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