drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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