So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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