hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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