and my herpes radar will keep us safe
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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