Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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