He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wish you could order shots online.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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