You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
no you cant smoke seaweed
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.