fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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